Nora: Guess What, Mom? I'm gonna kill you.
Me: What? What did you just say?
Nora: (with her head slightly bent and ever so innocently) I'm gonna kill you.
In this circumstance I know for sure that the dog is to blame. I'm beginning to think getting Heidi was a bad idea after all. She is a puppy and is constantly chewing up EVERYTHING, including dirty diapers from the trash can. Sometimes (yes, on more than one occasion) I have said the words "Ughhhh Heidi! I'm going to kill you!"
And now you see my dilemma.